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# Send Me A New Leg NOW!
- URL: https://onemanandhisblog.com/2005/10/send_me_a_new_l/
- Published: 2005-10-31T14:18:44.000Z
- Updated: 2015-04-08T09:16:07.000Z
- Author: Adam Tinworth

Dear Lord, having to hop everywhere on crutches is a frustrating and time-consuming experience.

And do you know what’s worse? When you make a cup of coffee, you have to drink it in the kitchen, because you can’t carry liquids anywhere.

I’d like to be better now, please.