Lunch advice from a journalism student

Just had a lousy lunch? Here’s some lunchbox advice from one of the MA Magazines students I teach at City:

Instead of spending £7 at Pret or getting a £2.50 ‘meal deal’ from Boots (a sandwich, crisps and drink does NOT a meal make, you dicks), how about spending half an hour chopping up shit, throwing it into a lunchbox and being the envy of your co-workers come 1pm? Especially when it’s SO BLOODY EASY. Read on, hungry friends, and thank me later.

Not sure “pride” is quite the right word here.