Time and Relative Crisps in Lewisham

Lewisham has finally made it. A London borough reallly hits the big time when it gets included in Dr Who fanfic:

She’d dreamt she was buying a bag of crisps in Boots, in Lewisham Shopping Centre, and then she opened the bag and it was full of red leaves, and she shook them out over her feet and realised she wasn’t home, would never be home, would only have these dreams.