16 is not 10, Mr Two-Ahead-Of-Me

17 is not 10, Mr One-Ahead-Of-Me

You’ve just stolen several minutes of my life, you innumerate bastards.

Yes, I just joined several hundred other people doing desperate after work shopping in the local Tesco this evening. And I found the “10 items or less” queue to be something of a joke. Annoyed? Me?