While I was away a new round of blogging v journalism kicked off. I do have something I want to say on the subject, but the fact that the majority of our press seems to feel that the possibility that a famous footballer married to a famous pop star (no, I’m not giving the publicity-hungry duo a name check) might have been playing away with an equally fame-hungry PA is news is making me too depressed about my profession to write about it now.

Maybe in a few days.