This a brilliant parody video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeo1V-47BBw

Some absolute gems in there:

It’s about meeting in the middle. About having a tech startup culture meet a legacy corporate culture and then evolving and changing and that’s really the fun part.
That’s exciting.

So many words to say nothing meaningful.

Oh, wait.

It’s not a parody…?

Oh, goodness.