It could be that this article is for Comic Relief. I do hope it isn’t, though. The bitterness with which this Guardian journalist speaks about London seems too real, too heartfelt to be part of some money-raising stunt. If this is real, that man is a hero, voicing the real pain of Londoners everywhere. Even if it isn’t, it’s damn funny.

[EDIT] It’s all true and genuine. Neil McIntosh has posted about it in The Guardian‘s Online Blog. I am so happy that it’s genuine.