Delish’s Megan Friedman:

Drinking your coffee black might be the healthiest way to get caffeine, but it might also be a sign that you’re a total monster—at least according to a new study, which finds that people who prefer bitter tastes are more likely to have psychopathic personality traits.

I never put cow juice in my coffee.

Never.

(Disclaimer: assertion almost certainly not borne out by cited research. Standard misreporting of science procedures apply.)